Coffee time with Tegan
wAIT I THINK I HAVE THAT JACKET
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he forgot how to rabbit
i laughed at this for five straight minutes
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It’s weird to think that people i havent even met have an opinion about me
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Virtual supermarkets are popping up in subway stations in South Korea, where commuters can virtually shop for items while waiting for the train to come. Customers simply scan an item’s QR code using the free “Homeplus” app and can have it delivered to their doorstep before they even get home. Ranked as the 2nd most hard-working country in the world to Japan, South Korea is rewarding its workers with this timesaving gem.
Wow! I kinda love this idea.
literally the future
this is some total recall shit i fuckin love it
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Tina being happy because her joke landed. Jimmy just let’s it sink in for a moment.
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Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
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so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
i woke up with all the balloons on top of me and a note saying ‘next time i will pee on your bed’
SHE SAID SHE ALMOST PEED HERSELF TRYING TO GET IN ALDKF
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I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
seriously I only met one zoe in my life and she was like off the white girl charts
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shit
POLICE CAR USED DOUBLE TEAM
HIDE THE COKE
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So today in class a wasp flew into our room and was sitting on the ceiling and instead of just killing it with a ruler or book or something mY TEACHER SET IT ON FIRE
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Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
HAHAHAHAHA
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